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MULTI-CHAPTER:

Title : Planned Changes chapter 3
Pairing : Akame, RyoUchi?
Genre : Slight humor, weird plot
Rating : hmmmmmm....idk
Summary : When 2 of the most succesfull young men are clashed together in one school along with their huge egos and opinions, Kamenashi Kazuya, most successful business man at the age 18 meets pompous golden boy age of 19 Akanishi Jin, what'll happen?

(Prologue)
(Chapter 1)
(Chapter 2)

Jin looked nervously at  Ryo, who in turn looked at Yamapi, who looked at Taguchi, who looked at Ueda, who looked at Nakamaru, who looked at Koki and finally looked at Matsujun.

"I told you he was a ghost!!!" he announced with a cheesy grin. "I was right~ You were wrong~" he sing-songed.


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Title: Was it to be?
Pairing : Akame, (maybe more?)
Genre : i dont even kno
Summary : Kame have financial problems and no thanks to his best friends, Koki and Nakamaru, who had kidnapped a certain somebody, he is trapped and faced with a very unusual offer. (sucky summary right?)
A/N: it was supposed to be a oneshot, but i didnt think it would end realli good. So you think it should be a multi-chap?

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"Well, i was going to kiss you down your navel and-?!"



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Title: Was it to be?
Pairing : Akame, (maybe more?)
Genre : i dont even kno
Summary : Kame have financial problems and no thanks to his best friends, Koki and Nakamaru, who had kidnapped a certain somebody, he is trapped and faced with a very unusual offer. (sucky summary right?)
A/N: it was supposed to be a oneshot, but i didnt think it would end realli good. So you think it should be a multi-chap?


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". . .unhh. . right there. . . .harder. . ." he groaned pleasurishly to the younger boy.

Kame did so and gripped Jin's shoulder, recieving a sudden twitch a second later. "Shit! Not that hard!" he groaned.

Kame, who was on top of the latter, glared and muttered a soft curse. He followed what he was told and unhooked his fingers off of his shoulders and on to his arms.

"You are really good at this, arent you?" Jin asked softly, recieving a hard grip from him. "Uwah!!  That feels good! Do it again, Kazu-chan!"

'Kazu-chan' twitched and grunted at the un-needed call of his name and again, gripped harder than supposed to.

"You are such an S, arent you?!"

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Kame flipped his phone open and dialed his best friend's number for the nth time that day. He was nervous.

He was really nervous.

"Dont't worry, Kame-chan. I'll help you no matter what. Maru and I have already. . .planned and made some actions. You don't need to worry about a thing."

was what his best friend, Koki, said to him the day before yesterday.

Truthfully, Kame did not like any of it. The way Koki smirked at him, the way his eyes glittered dangerously and especially the way he emphasized 'actions' on that sentence.

He shivered.

"Koki! Koki! Answer the damn phone!" he growled, talking to no one in partcular. He paced around his room unsteadily and sweat trickled down his neck. Koki texted him no less than an hour ago, saying that he and Maru's plan was "damn successful"

What the hell did he mean successful?! What did they do?! Did they kill somebody?! Kame thought and dropped his tired body onto his bed along with his phone dropping on the ground.

Damn it! Why was I stupid enough to ask them for help with my family's debts! Kame cursed. He and along with his half-brother, Yuto, was left all alone in this world. His real parents divorced back when he was still a baby. And years later, his dad remarried a woman and had a kid. For short years, the four of them lived like a happy family.

Then seemingly out of nowhere, around Kame's 13th birthday, his step-mom had an affair.

Things happened.

And she ran away.

Leaving her all her debts to his husband.

Kame's dad tried to fight the feeling of being alone and cheated on, he tried to sustain his two sons. He worked more jobs and shifts, thinking nothing but Kame and Yuto.

Unfortunately, Sadly, Tragically. . . . . all good things must come to an end.

Kame's dad hanged himself.

He couldn't take it anymore. He had to go. He needed to go. He wanted to go.

Aishiteru, Aishiteru ,Sore igai mitsukaranai~
Recognizing his best friend's ringtone, Kame shot his eyes open and answered it.

"Moshi Moshi?! Koki?!"

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Kame ran fast as his skinny legs could, he ran past the old block and on to their said 'secret hideout'. The sun shone brightly upon his face and sweat started to form in his hands. When he finally reached his destination, he heaved a sigh of relief.

Their 'secret hideout'  was your old and plain shabby shack, surrounded by trees. The windows were shattered and birds twittered around. It was basically like the small little hut that Snow white and the Seven dwarfs live at.

". .Koki! Koki!" he screamed as he reached for the door and banged it open.

"Ah! Kame-chan! Aren't you a litt-

"Are you guys okay?! Did anybody get killed?! Were you shot?! Did you get raped?!" Kame barged questions as soon as he saw a big nose come afront his face.

"rape?" Maru asked. "Kame-chan, how can we get raped? We only-

"Kame-chan!!!" Koki screamed seeing said boy and jumped on him from behind. The latter stumbled a little at the sudden weight.

"Ko. . Ki. . .Koki. .can't breathe. . ." he choked and a giggle escaped from his mouth. ". .Let. . go. ."

The blonde boy followed and released Kame, who finally turned around and was met with a familliar pair of eyes but not of Koki's or Maru's.

". . Is that. . ."

"Hey! Sorry to interrupt you, BUT IM HUNGRY!!! Can you guys get me some food?!" the owner of that pair oF dark eyes announced. Kame immediately snatched Koki out the door and glared at him.

"Koki. . .Why is. . . . . . .him. . here?" he gulped.

His best friend merely shrugged. "Oh? You mean Akanishi? We kidnapped him. Told you we were going to help yo-

"What?! How can you be dumb enough to do that?! Do you know who you're dealing with! That is Akanishi  Jin, AKANISHI FUCKING JIN, his family owns half of Japan's 5-star hotels!! We can get killed by doing this!!" Kame babbled but Koki seemed careless enough. He shrugged once more and turned around.

"Help comes in different forms and ways, Kame-chan."

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"I want a massage." Jin bellowed suddenly at the deft silence he and Kame were at seconds ago. Saying that they were going to get some food and drinks, Koki and Maru left the two alone.

The younger boy's brow rose at his statement.

"Excuse me?"

"I want a massage." Jin repeated once again. Kame rolled his eyes and bit his bottom lip. He needs to 'take care' of the victim. He should not, cannot, hurt this victim. Especially this one, this one is stinkin rich!

"Im sorry but I can't do that. You might-

"What? Escape?" Jin interrupted lamely. "You mean this?" Kame arched his brows as he sent the older man a questioning look.

What the?!!

Looking intensely at Jin's hands, he realized . . . the ropes on his hands were. . . .-gulp-. . . . untied. They were untied, loose and was hanging off of the latter's hands.

Jin twisted his hands and crackled his knuckles. How. . .?

"Im Akanishi Jin, babe. Learn to learn that before you try to tie me up. These hands are good for something, you know." 

Kame felt a chill run up through his spine, not because of what he just said and also because that their supposedly tied victim was untied! He stood frozen by the door as he watched his untied victim step closer to him.

He gulped once more and stepped back as the distance between them lessen. ". . .Ah. .Wh-Wh-" Kame stuttered, thinking of something, anything that would help him from this situation.

And so so noticing the fear on Kame's face, Jin stepped and stepped closer to him. Resulting for Kame, to step back once again. The two fell into a dance of step forward and back until of course. . . .Kame's back met the wall.

A devillish smirk formed onto Jin's face instantly. Kame gulped once more as Jin placed one of his hands over his head and the other by his waist. "So. . . ."Jin whispered huskily in Kame's ear.

"How about that massage?"

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Kame after muttering curses unknown to man, heavily straddled the older boy, who had already managed to take of his shirt and lay on his stomach.

"Damn, you're so light. You sure you're a guy? You  can-" a scream soon followed after, as Kame gripped his shoulder hard again.

A while after Jin had finally been used to Kame's relentless hard grips, he sighed contently and let his tense muscles relax under the now feather-like touches.

"Hmmm. . ." he moaned, unknowingly making Kame fluster. "Could you not do that?!"

Jin cracked an eye open and tilted his head to the left. ". . .unhh. . why? when it feels so damn good?. . " Kame blushed once more and massaged his way down the spine. Jin chuckled at the adorable face Kame made.

". . .S-Shut up. . ."

Jin chuckled some more. "Ne, What was. . .hummm. . .your name again?" Jin hummed as Kame's hands lowered some more, concentrating on the spot just inches away from his butt.

"W-Why do you wanna know??" Kame stuttered, and fidgeted slightly on top of the boy.

"No reason. Isn't it Kame-something?"

Kame bit his lower lip and continued massaging the other boy without giving him an answer. Jin waited and waited, expecting an answer from the boy.

"Oi! I was asking you a question!" He growled.

Kame's blush took a level deeper and focused on the now sweaty back of the older man.

Jin, obviously being the baka and self-centered that he was, never liked being ignored. He furrowed his brows and quickly flipped Kame over, taking him by surprise.

"W-What the HELL do you think you're doing?!!" Kame screamed and tried to wriggle out of the boy's grasp.
Jin grabbed both of his wrists and held them in place over his head, he leaned in closer, his nose inches away from his, his dark brown orbs devouring the younger ones.

"What is your name?" he whispered sexxily on Kame's earlobe, sending a shiver down his spine.

"K-Kamenashi Kazuya. " He unconciously answered, and deeply looked at Jin's eyes, who in turn looked at him back.

"So. . .Kazu-chan. . ."

"Kazu-chan?!"

"Yes, Kazu-chan." Jin growled seductively. ". . .I want you. . ."

Kame froze and glared at the older boy. "EXCUSE ME?!"

Jin smirked. "This is what i mean." and quickly lowered his full lips onto Kame's softy ones. Kame laid frozen, the initial shock of Jin kissing him, made all of his thoughts and brain turn to goo.

Sensing Kame not responding nor pushing him away, Jin took their kissing to a whole new level. He nibbled on his lower lip and licked those pouty lips. He then slowly released his hold on his wrists and kissed the slight pink welts he left, licking them at the same time.

". . S-Stop. " Kame panted, blushing furiously. I cannot do this! I-I. . .A guy just kissed me!! I n-need to stop him! No matter how good it fe-

"STOP!" he said loudly and snatched his wrists free away and pushed Jin off of him.

"W-What did you think were you doing?!!!" Kame yelled and backed away from the older boy as possible. Jin merely smirked and sat on the bed.

"Well, i was going to kiss you down your navel and-

"WHAT?! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT WHAT IM ASKING!!! IM STRAIGHT! I DONT LIKE GUYS!!" Kame reasoned out, his heart beats, kicking up a notch.

Jin shrugged and stood up, walking over to him. "Neither am i. . .Until I met you. . "  and im going to make you mine. . .

"W-WHAT?!! Y-YOU CANT FORCE ME! I'D CALL THE POLICE AND SAY-

"and i can say that you and your friends kidnapped me and you all could end up in jail." Jin interrupted and Kame silenced at that. He looked shockingly at him and bit his lower lip once again.

Jin smirked evilly once again and Kame couldnt help but look at his broad sweaty chest slowly closing in on him.

"But. . ."Jin said, feets away from the younger boy. "I won't do that." Kame immediately looked up at him, confused.

"I'll help you" he walked over to the boy and grasped his hips down to his.

"If you'll be mine."


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A/N: ehhh. . .what the hell is this? seriously? O...... Oh well, i dont realli care, this has been hidden for a while and it was ticking me off. So oh well, i'll just post with what i got~ this is definitely FWP ne? i mean realli, i dont get the point. it was supposed to be a oneshot but then i wanted it to be a mutli-chap...huh?
what should it be?

anyhoo,no thanks to reddorozette for making me write this...BLACH..i told you it was gay
and to the lovely ryeai , you are awesome!                                                                                       
[Bad username:                                ]

Heyy you guys! well as some of you know, i have an account in youtube, jobber01, its called. you can see it from my subtitled videos
now anyway, it got SUSPENDED
i just found that out today and now IM ALL SAD, I HAD ALBUMS OF AKAME AND VIDS OF THEM TOO!
NOT JUST THAT BUT KAT-TUN, YAMAPI, NEWS, ARASHI ETC!
im so mad!
*sigh* now anways, i've created a new one obviously!
it is called

k2loverrr

dont forget there's 3 'r's on the end
i just love kame of course
but anways i dont think i'll be changin my credits to k2loverr aka kamepi_chan on my subtitled vids
it'll just get confusing
so it'll stay as jobber01 because most of my other accounts are called that,  on CRUNCHYOLL, VEOH, ASIANATIC FORUM etc
i cant think more~
lol
i kno most of you dont realli care but just wanted to let you know that~

lol

 

Title : Planned Changes chapter 3
Pairing : Akame, RyoUchi?
Genre : Slight humor, weird plot
Rating : hmmmmmm....idk
Summary : When 2 of the most succesfull young men are clashed together in one school along with their huge egos and opinions, Kamenashi Kazuya, most successful business man at the age 18 meets pompous golden boy age of 19 Akanishi Jin, what'll happen?


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" I dislike every single person that's related to the entertainment business. "

Jin and everybody else along in the room stared at the space Kame left. Uchi chuckled at that and placed the papers on his lap and into the table.

"Gomen na, everyone. Kame-chan's kind of moody today." he said and winked at the guys. "Jya ne~"

Jin and the others continously stared as Uchi walked out of the door.

". . .Jin. . .What the hell did you do?!"

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For the rest of that day, Jin did not see the younger man nor his little lackey. Even past 10, when he had to force his friends out of now their messy room. He had not heard or seen a thing about said boy.

Great. I think I really screwed up this time.

Jin tiredly laid on his bed, his blanket splattered part of his bare chest and the moon shone in on from the window. He glanced to Kame’s bed; scattered with papers from before and sighed. How could two successful people fail to get along within a few weeks?

Jin sighed once more and let slumber take over him.

Unbeknownst to him, Kame came in minutes later, and he, being a heavy sleeper that he was, hadn't noticed.

Kame tiredly walked over to his bed and flopped down. He didn't even bother to change his clothes nor take his shoes off, he heavily slumped down on his soft bed and let his weariness take over.

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"Come here! I said come here!"

Kame whimpered and cowered in the dark corner. The man before him reached out a hand and heavily dragged him up. But Kame willed not to and accidentally snapped the rough hand away.

"HOW DARE YOU HIT ME?!" he boomed and slapped Kame across the face so hard, that it whipped his head to the side and hit the wall. Blood immediately trickled down his forehead.

The older man stepped closer to him and seized his shoulders, "Never touch me with those filthy hands of yours!" he growled.

Kame coughed up blood and the man dropped him nonchalantly. He then eyed him in disgust and turned around.

"Clean yourself up."

The bleeding boy glared at the man, feebly raising his hands, wanting to strangle him. He reached  and reached and

"Kamenashi! Kamenashi! Wake up!!" he suddenly heard and he shot his eyes open. Finding an image. . .a figure. . .a man?!. . .a?

"U-Uchi?" Kame stuttered, blinking his eyes and trying to get a better look.

"I'm not Uchi. It's me." the other replied and Kame focused once more. Who is-

"Y-You?! What are you doing here?!" Kame screamed.

Jin arched a brow at him and was about to say something smart but, "You were screaming and saying things in bed that it woke me up. Are you ok?"

Kame glared at him suspiciously and nodded lightly.

"Good. Then, uh. . .Can. . .uh. .Can you let go of me now? It kind of hurts" Jin muttered and Kame would've asked him what he was talking about when he realized he had a steel-grip on his arms. His bare arms.

He immediately unattached his grip from him and quickly turned around, finding his black tux, long sleeve shirt and shoes on the bed.

I never took my clothes off. Who-

"Did you touch me?!" he growled at Jin.

Jin giggled. "What are you talking about? I'm not gay, i do wome-

"Then why are my clothes off of me?!!"

"Well, duh you were sweating like hell and it looked to me like you weren't breathing. So I took your tux, shoes and that long ass shirt of yours off. Don't worry, I-

Kame immediately turned around and glared at him. "NEVER TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN." And with that, he angrily scrambled off of his bed and toward the open-closet door, slamming it afterwards.

Jin, meanwhile, remained seated at his bed, confused, worried and somewhat pissed.

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The  next day, Jin woke to a roommate-less room, as usual. He glanced over to the made bed of Kame's and sighed. Sure, he was pissed about how the boy reacted when he had helped him but for some reason, an uknown guilt started to form deep in his heart.

Enh. Must be them KFC's I ate yesterday.

He thought dismissing the feeling. Like any other day, it was now around 7:30-ish in the morning where as Jin should be in class but there he was in the room, just getting a shower.

Almost half an hour later, he was whistling out the door, dressed in a black jacket over a plain white shirt and black jeans. He flipped his phone from his back pocket and dialed a number he knew all too well.

"Hello, hey its-

"JIN!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!!!" the voice on the phone screeched, making Jin jump and drop his phone.

"Pii!!! Don't yell! you scared me!!" Jin retorted and picked his phone up.

"I've called you like a bazillion times already, what the hell-

"Bye-Bye, Pi~" Jin sing-songed and snapped his phone off. Ahh, What a great day~. Jin smiled goofily and walked toward his class. He swung his arms back and forth like a child and twirled around the hallways.

Twirly twirl~ twirly twirl~twirly twirl~twirly twi-

"-UGHH!"

Ugh?? Jin heard and turned around, meeting an empty space right then. "Eh? I was so sure i heard a sound. . ."

"Ano. . ." a groaned whisper he heard once again. He looked back and forth, side to side and seen none.

Oh my god. There's a ghost haunting me! He looked left and right once again, and started to panic.

"I-Is anybody in here? Are you a g-ghost???!" he asked no one in particular. "I-If you are, i didntdoanythingwrong, ifihityouimsorryididntseeyou. arentyousupposedtobeinvisible??!!arentghostsupposedtobeinvisible?!!ohmygodareyouthedorm'sghostorsomethingandwalks
aroundtheschooltolookforhandsomepeoplelikemeandeatmeandthentakemyfaceandlivemylifeand-


"U-under you. . ." he heard once again. "i-ifilookdownareyougoingtoeatmeandkillmeand-


"Y-you're stepping on my f-fingers. . ."

Jin froze and hesitantly looked down. What if he's bluffing?!!! He closed his eyes shut and opened them once again, revealing. . .pale white fingers under his foot connected to a dirty blonde haired boy.

"A-AH! I'm sorry!" he shrieked and immediately withdrew his foot. The boy beneath him curled his figure and held his fingers close, muttering words that the older boy couldn't hear.

"Are you okay? I didn't mean to step on your fingers like that. . .What were you doing on the floor anyways??" Jin asked and tried to help the boy up, assuming that he had been at the floor or else his fingers or his butt wouldn't be at the floor.

The other boy looked up at him and took his hand and awkwardly stood up, wobbling for a little while.

"I-I was looking for someone." he stuttered in choppy Japanese accent. It was obvious he was not Japanese. He played with his food in and out.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Ka-jhussi" he replied, with a smile on his face.

"Who?" Jin said, arching an eyebrow at him. Was that even Japanese? or a word? The other boy gazed at him dreamingly, hoping that he would know this "Ka-jhussi" Jin shook his head and told the other boy he didn't anything about the guy.

"O-Oh. . " disappoinment clearly showing on the boy's face. Jin licked his lips and turned around, hoping someone would pass by and he could pass this boy to them instead.

"You know, we can look for them in the off-" Jin babbled and was met with an empty space, yet again.

"Hello?" He looked around consciously. "A-Anybody here?" Jin panicked around and quickly looked left and right. Surely a boy could not just vanish around like that, right?. . . .

RIGHT??!!

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"Piiii!!!! RYOOO!! KOKii!!! UEBOOO!!!! BAKAMARU!!!!! TAGUCHiii!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jin screamed and ran hysterically down the hallway and his shriek echoing throughout the whole dorm for the world to hear.

"Aaaaaaaah!!" he screamed some more and ran frantically looking for said people. Luckily they did, immediately grabbing the boy on his shoulders and pinning him down.

"JIN! JIN!!"

"AKANISHI!!!" they hollered, grunting to hold the boy. "CALM DOWN, you idiot!" Yamapi ordered and smacked the boy on the back of his head, which luckily calmed him down.

"People are looking!!" Ryo hissed and pulled Jin and the others into an empty room, as students from various places poked their head out and watched the group. Ruffling steps of teachers and staff were heard too. They could hear them calling Jin's name.

"Shush!!!" Ueda warned and the group stood still. Even Jin.

Minutes passed and no wails and cries of Jin's name were heard and Ueda finally gave the ok sign. Everybody sighed at that.

"BAKANISHI! What the hell did you think were you doing?!! Screaming out like that!!" Ryo growled, pushing Jin to a desk  in the room, as all eyes showered upon him.

"Spill." Jin licked his lips and began telling them the story, beginning at taking a shower-he left out the story about Kame, since it didn't have anything to do with it--and then ending when the boy suddenly disappeared.

"I'm telling you, we have a ghost in our dorm!!!" Jin exclaimed. The group of boys looked at him and laughter, giggles and snicker immediately broke out. Jin took a sharp sigh and stood up.

"I'm not playing!"

"Are you sure you weren't dreaming, Akanishi?!" Koki said between laughter. Jin glared at him and turned to the others.

Yamapi looked at him goofily and broke out in laughter immediately. "And this is why we call you, Bakanishi, Jin." The latter growled at him and hmphed. "I said i wasn't playing!" The group broke out in laughter again and teased the boy.

"Akanishi Jin!" a voice rung out in the room as the door slammed open, making all eyes turn to it.

Soon, revealing their nightmare.

"M-Matsumoto-san. . ." Taguchi stuttered and hid behind Ueda. The newcomer glared at Jin and heavily walked toward him.

"Why the hell were you screaming?!! People are sleeping, you know!!" he yelled and before he could grab the other by the throat, Jin screamed and pointed toward the door.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! There it is!"

Matsujun shook his head and smirked. "That's not going to work again, Jin." But the latter was persistent and tugged on Koki's and Ryo's shirts. "That's the ghost!!!!!" pointing at a pale boy by the open door.

Koki and the others laughed out loud once again at Jin and at the boy . "Jin, stop! You're going to kill me!" they said and glanced at the boy once again. . .finding him. . .it. . . .gone.

". . . ."

"Hey, where's the boy at?" Yamapi asked no one in particular and walked out the door, looking side to side. "He's not outside."

Jin looked nervously at  Ryo, who in turn looked at Yamapi, who looked at Taguchi, who looked at Ueda, who looked at Nakamaru, who looked at Koki and finally looked at Matsujun.

"I told you he was a ghost!!!" he announced with a cheesy grin. "I was right~ You were wrong~" he sing-songed.

Ryo glared at him and the others soon followed. "W-Where's the boy?" Matsujun retorted, his urge to kill Jin dissolving, replaced by fear instead.

All boys shrugged and glanced at one another again, silence coming over them.

"Do you mean me?" a soft statement stated and all eyes widened. All especially but Jin's. "H-He's behind me, isn't he?"

The group of boys nodded. Shit! A ghost is haunting me!! I'm going to die! Jin thought and hesitantly turned around, looking at a smiling boy.

"Hi!~" it said.

"H-Heyy. . ." Jin managed to say with a faint smile. Soon he will be the one fainting. "D-Did you find who you were looking for?"

The stranger shook his head brightly and slumped down on the desk. "Nope! But i can smell him!" Jin widened his eyes once more and backed away. All of them did.

Not one dared to breathe.

The boy looked at them with an innocent look and a smile. "Oh by way, I'm not a ghost. I'm a man!~ Do you wanna see??" he gleed and raised his arms and tried to show his not-so-muscly muscles.

Jin and the others soon had their mouths hanging open and stumbled. "W-What?!!!" Jin declared.

The boy pouted and looked at him strangely. "Do i look like a ghost?" Jin continously stared at him and boy stared back. The two kept going until a handful of snickers were heard on the background. . . Mainly Yamapi's and Ryo's.

"BAKANISHI STRIKES AGAIN!" Yamapi bellowed and seconds later, everybody was laughing once again. The stranger tilted his head at Yamapi and smiled.

"You. . ."Koki laughs loudly."What's your na-

"KA-JHUSSI!!" the boy loudly announced, his eyes widening with delight and a wide grin forming on his face.

"Wait" Jin interrupted. "I thought that was the guy you were looking fo-" the latter could not finish the sentence as the boy stormed past his way and towards the door.

All eyes followed him. They watched as he ran quickly past Jin and toward someone, heavily pouncing on them.

"Ka-jhussi!!!" he screamed in happiness, and the figure he was embracing with unbelievable tightness, stumbled and landed on the floor.

"I found you!!! I found you!!!" he gleed with much joy. Jin rose a brow and tried to get a better look of the figure beneath him.

"Ne, Ne, I found him!" the boy happily exclaimed to Jin, who in turn smiled. Now if he could just turn a little bit, I'd see. . .

"Ah! What are you doing here?!" someone said all of a sudden, and all eyes turned toward the door.

"U-Uchi-kun?!!!" Ryo stuttered with shock.

Uchi?! Jin thought. If Uchi's here then that means. . .

"Jaejoong, get off of Kame-chan, he'd get hurt."



Kamenashi??!!!



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A/N: i failed bad. IT SUCKS butt. . . .ahhh, well. . .who cares~ this fic is so FWP i dont realli get the point but i like writing it~ hahahha, im so weird but oh well, jae-joong showed up ne?~ seriously..wat the hell is this? a comedy thing?~ i cant even write good humor! LOL
i kno its bad, but~ ahh well idc

reddorozette -chan, once again, this is for you. ILY to death~
ryeai  - you too, becus i love you~
and to my new found friend, swtaznbabie  , you are LOL
<s> doubt they'd read this cus it sucks!!</s>
lol                      

Horah! These are some icons i made, some is an understatement but whatev! i just started these things so theyre not really that good. Theyre kinda.. . .lame. . .lol. . .but nyhoo, i hope you like em!

DOZO!

oh yea by the way,


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 Title : That italian pink yarn
Pairing : Akame, slight RyoUchi
Genre : Humor, Romance
Disclaimer : I own their fresh essence and bake it into special cookies
Summary : Jin kidnaps rich Kame. Then things happen. (That's the best summary i can give you, jin kidnaps kame! is it not reason enough to read it?) LOL



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 Kame walked out of his elegant 7-story mansion. Turning around, he waved bye to his very very rich but very loving parents who  sent him imaginary kisses and hugs. He giggled, and sent them back some of his own.
    He glanced at his side and saw his pet, Ran-chan, a wild tiger from the Savannah, troddling along her 10 acre playground. He smiled, throwing her a big ball of Italian pink yarn. She purred loudly in return.

"I have a pretty darn good life ne?~"

Kame skipped happily down the steps and out their 2-story gate, waving 'bye' to the guards surrounding it.

"I'm going to Uchi's house! Koki-kun's driving me!" he announced to them, which were about 20 who in turn smiled and nodded at their kind master.

"Hai~ Koki-kun. Let's go!~" he chirped and stepped onto the black limousine. The blond haired man smiled and tipped his hat off a bit, greeting Kame.

Minutes later, the limousine had arrived at Uchi' grand house. It was fabulous as Kame's of course, its crisp corner and outline origninating from an old English mansion back from who-knows-when glimmered, it was the typical rich house of a very very rich family.

  The young boy stepped out of the vehicle and saw his childhood best friend, Uchi, standing happily by the gate. Oh how they couldnt wait to play the awesomest game ever.

Jan-ken-pon. (paper-rock-scissors)

"Jyaa, Koki-kun. We'll see you later~" both said happily, waving enormously at the black limousine as it start to fade away from their sight. And when it was, the two quickly looked at each other and readied their hands.

"Jan!-" they chorused. . .
    and the van started to speed.

"Ken!-" they laughed together. . .
      and he saw the boy targeted.

"Po-"
     He opened the car door and snatched the boy.

    Kame didnt have the time to finish the last letter. He felt his body get pulled and saw Uchi farthering away. Eh?  He squinted at Uchi and heard him screaming for help. Why was his best friend doing that? Why had Uchi suddenly become the size of a peanut? What's happening?. . .Wha-

"Kame-chan!!!" he heard for the last time. . . and then it went all black.

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"We had to do it, Jin! Taguchi needs this!" Kame dumbly heard.

Fluttering his eyes open, he studied his surroundings, though his vision a bit unclear. Where am i? What happened? Ehhh??? Why do i smell like smoke? He cautiously moved his head and turned to the right, straightly looking at a. . .at  a  . . .  at  a  . . .Cock-

"COCKROACH!!!" he screamed, immediately jumping to one side and then heavily falling back to the ground as the thick ropes on his hands and feet braced him.

The figures in the room looked at him swiftly.

"Cockroach! Cockroach! Cockroach!" he screamed repeatedly, crouching terrified in the dusty corner. "KILL IT!"  said bug's attena wriggled at him lovingly.

"Ahhh, seems like the princess is awake. Please go attend his needs, Akanishi-sama~" teased a tea-coloured haired boy as he bowed slightly at this 'Akanishi'.

"Baka!~" he replied, smacking his friend ligthly on the arm. "Oi! its just a cockroach. No need to get scared of it."

 Kame glared at him.  "KILL IT!. . . .NOW!"

Akanishi chuckled and crouched down before the bug, ticking its antenna to go the other way. "Bye Bye, Mr. Bug-san~" he sing-songed as said bug crawled back into a hole on the wall.

". . . . ." Silence draped over the room as the older man simply walked over to Kame, stooping down to his eye level.

He stared at him.

"W-What?" Kame stuttered. "D-Do i have something on my face?" he added, completely forgetting that his arms and feet were tied.

Akanishi resumed looking at him and said, "You look like a girl."

Kame widened his eyes in shock. "EXCUSE ME?!!".

  Akanishi smiled sluggishly and stood up, walking over to his snickering friend. "Ne Ueda, looks like you're going to have a new friend." he said, snatching himself a melon bread from the table while the other nodded absently,

"Oi! Im not girly!" he snapped. "Whatever, have you called his parents?"

Akanishi switched his eyes from his friend, to Kame's, nodding.

The younger boy thought hard. What was the two talking about? my parents? Why would they talk to my parents? Kame looked back at the recent events and then it hit him. Finally

"You kidnapped me!" he announced, gaping and staring at the two boys. "YOU GUYS KIDNAPPED ME!"

"No way!" Akanishi said, sarcastically. "Are you for real?!" he added and ending it with a smirk on his face. Kame frowned. "Why?!"

The smile that danced around on Ueda's face earlier, faded away. He looked at Kame in sadness and turned away. An action Akanishi wished that he didnt see. "None of your business, brat." he replied and patted his friend slightly on the back, turning to Kame.

'Dont worry. Your parents are already paying the ransom. So just hold tight and wait for it. We're not going to hurt you. . . we just need the money."

Kame frowned some more. Out of all the rich people in the world, why the hell did they decide to kidnap  him. There are people like Angelina Jolie and Hannah Montana! Why me?!

"Ne, Jin. I think i'll just go home for now. I. . .uhmm. . . need to check up on Taguchi." Ueda whispered sadly and headed for the door as his friend watched him with an ached heart.

". . . Could. . .you guys. be. . . . .lovers?" Kame asked out of the blue as he conciously watched Jin's sad gaze. . . quickly turning into a hypocrite one.

"WHAT?!" he gasped loudly, quickly sitting down on an over-used cussioned chair . "You're funny."

Kame scowled at him. "you didnt answer my question." Why am i so interested if they're lovers?

 im not gay.. . .i think.

 Akanishi arched an eyebrow at him. "Why do you wanna know? You gay or something?"

    Kame blushed and shooked his head vehemently, turning the other way right after, an action the older boy found adorable. He laughed again at those thoughts.

"What? Are you in love with me?" he asked.

Kame shot his eyes wide open, immediately looking at him. "What are you talki-" and found the older boy. . . . .  . suddenly. . .surprisingly . . . pleasuring himself. "W-What are you doing?"

Akanishi sent him an innocent look. "What do you think I'm doing? I'm masturba-

"GYAAAAAAH!! Dont say that!" Kame howled, closing his eyes intensely as he cant with his hands. "That is so nasty!" Akanishi stared at him in disbelief and laughed. "You must be kidding me! Haven't you ever touche-

"NOO!" he replied to the unfinished rated question, though by doing this he opened his eyes and saw the other still doing it. "EEEEW!" Akanishi laughed yet again, and just for fun and for the heck of it, he started moaning.

"unnnhhh. . ." Kame closed his eyes shut.

He did not want to hear this.

He did not want to hear another man pleasuring himself in the same room as he is.

He definitely definitely didnt like the growing stirring of pleasure on his lower part. "Can you NOT please do that when i am in here?!"

The older man smirked and moaned louder. "UNHHH!. . .ahh. . .dont. . want to. . . Im. . .going. . .to. . . unhh. . ." Kame could only whimper in disgust and crouch on the corner. How he would trade a million bucks just to be not there.

"Unhh!" Akanishi moaned loudly, coming his hand and feeling dead tired. Realizing this, Kame peeked an eye open and faced the other way when suddenly something wet poked him.

"Baka~" Akanishi sing-songed and grinned cheesily.

 Kame eyed the wet finger that connected to the older man's and to his angel-like face.

 "Aaah!! Dont touch me!" he yelled and backed the hell away, though only for a few inches, him, being at the very corner now. Akanishi continued smiling devilishly and closed the distance between them, his face hovering a few inches from the other.

Kame turned his face the other way and closed his eyes, yet another action Akanishi found so so so adorable. He forced the boy's visual to face him and he cowered in fear.

i-is he going to rape me?
 
 Akanishi leaned in closer and closer, closer than anyone has ever did to Kame's face. . .dropping a chaste kiss on his pouty lips swiftly. Making Kame open his eyes and then them locking soft gazing looks at each other.

"Got-cha~" Akanishi quickly interrupted and smiled wickedly at Kame. "Did you like that?"
Kame gaped at him and swung his tied hands to Akanishi's face and hit him, hard.

"Ah! Itee!"

Blood trickled down the older boy's nose.

"You're bleeding!"

"No duh!" Akanishi snarled and swept a hand up his nose, trying to contain it. Unfortunately, that didnt work. "Damn! I'm getting a bit dizzy!" he said, and laid back slightly on the floor.

Kame panicked hearing this, and went closer. "Untie me from these ropes!" he contorted and Akanishi looked at him in disbelief. Im bleeding here and he's thinking of escaping! The bastard!

"Im not dizzy enough to do that, stupid!"

"im not going to escape!"

"i told you NO!! ah itee!" he howled yet again. For someone having that built, he sure was weak. Kame thought and immediately disgarded it, seeing Akanishi wouldnt comply to his statement.He crawled with trouble toward a broken window and hooked the tied rope to a sharped edge.

"What are you doing, you idiot?! I'm fine-Ah! shit. . " Akanishi cursed as more blood tricked down his nose. You're going to hurt yourself!"

Kame paid no heed to what the other was saying and slashed the rope free from his hands, though a bit of flesh has gotten away with it too.

"ah, itee" he whimpered and moved his fingers about and freed the rope from his feet. "Finally!" He briskly ran toward the injured boy and kneeled before him. "Lay your head on my lap!" he compelled, and Akanishi gave him a stern look.

"I told you im alright! Dont tell me what. . .unnh. .shit! . . .to-" And before even finishing his complaint, Kame had pulled his head and forcibly laid it on his lap, gently prodding a silk-like handkerchief to his bleeding nose.

"Hold your head up a little, that way the blood wont go down." Akanishi followed without restraint as if the soft way Kame had said it, melted all his objections.

"Rest." The younger boy whispered, laced with so much care to his ear, and unknowingly and surprisingly. . .Akanishi followed.

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Slowly, he opened his eyes and a tinge of headache came strolling down his head. "itee.. ." He fluttered his eyelids a couple of times and adjusted to the sudden change of light. What happened?

Thinking hard and looking back, he remembered what happened. Shit! Did he escape?! Akanishi raised his head a little and noticed the boy he was looking for, kindly and peacefully sleeping behind him.

Eh? He's not tied up anymore. Why didnt he escape?

He scanned a thorough look at the boy and finally noticed how the boy looked beautiful.
    The dark soft hair that hanged off over his closed eyes, the calm rise and fall of the chest that seemed too delicious for his own good and . . .damn. . .those lips. . .those pouty lips that looked like heaven to touch. His eyes fell from the delicious lips, to the milky neck and then to to his enticing bloody hands. . .wait what? Akanishi looked once again, and noticed the swell and dried blood on those small hands. Shit! he did hurt himself. The idiot!

"Oi, oi. . Wake up." he said as softly and calmly as possible though his heart beat twice as fast. Why the hell was it doing that?

"Mmghh. . .Five more minutes. . " Kame mumbled and turned his face to other side, sleeping soundly.

Akanishi twitched.

And then smirked.

"If you dont wake up now, im going to kiss you." he threatened, and Kame not having 100 % of his brain working, mumbled.

"...mmmghh. . .i dont care. . im. . .sleepy. . " And that was all the words Akanishi needed. For the second time around, he forced the younger boy's face and leveled it to his, now their lips just inches away from each other.

"dont say i didnt warn you" and the older boy couldnt help the smirk that slowly formed on his face as he crashed his full lips onto the pouty ones.

 Damn.

 He kissed him a bit roughly this time, now fully waking the other boy up but not enough to push him off. Akanishi nipped and sucked on his bottom lipm, making Kame unconsciously. A bold hot french kiss following right after.

"mmghhh.. ." moaned the two. The two wouldnt have stopped kissing hungrily but, air in their lungs was much much needed. Erratic breaths, heaved in and out of both boys as they looked at each other endearingly.

"Your hand. . ." Akanishi trailed off and pulled the boy up and  onto the door.

"I'm fine. . .Wait, where are we going?" Kame asked. Surely, he's not going to free me. . .is he?. . . . . . .An upside down curve on his face showed.

"We're going to the store. We need to take care of that hand." Akanishi simply answered and Kame muttered nothing else. It was true that the wound hurt a little, yet letting the older boy say such things, touched him.

"is it okay to do this? i mean, i could escape the minute we get out here. Wouldn't you get in trouble?"

Akanishi flashed him a warm smile.

"If you're talking about Ueda, dont worry about it, I can handle him. Plus, I have a feeling you wont escape anyway, but if you do plan to. . . "

He smirked. " i'm confident enough that i can catch you. . .  . .And trust me. . "

He leaned in closer and whispered in his earlobe.

"i will punish you. . ." he huffed sexily, making Kame blush and bite his bottom lip.

"You're so cute~"

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"Do you really trust me that much? What if i jump out of the wind-"

"Once again, i'm confident of my abilities to catch you, so if you do plan to run away I WILL CATCH YOU! Now get that through your thick head and let me drive!" Akanishi complained as he turned a left at the road.

Kame pouted some more and crossed his arms in a childish way. "Hmph."

Akanishi glanced an eye at him and chuckled, "You are too cute~" he added, stretching his free right hand over to the boy's shoulder and pulling him up a bit closer to him. "W-What are you doing?"

"Driving~"

"I know that! But what's your hand doing?!"

"it's tired~"

"Then why is it on MY shoulder?!"

"cause its lonely and it likes you~ If my other hand isnt so busy doing something, i'm sure it'd be doing something else we'd both enjoy, Ka-zu-ya-chan!~"

Kame furiously blushed at that. "Stop talking nasty and concentrate on driving!"

 The stoplight suddenly stopped at a red.

"Who's talking nasty?" he chuckled. "You are so cute!~ Come here, baby~" Akanishi purred and closed in on him slowly and appealingly, their lips again inches away from each other.

"Ka-zu-ya" he huffed leaning in closer and closer and Kame cowered under his gaze. For some reason unknown, whenever those pair of dark brown orbs would look at him , he'd find himself in a daze and stare back, completely weakening his arms and legs.

"H-Heyy. You need. .. to. . focu-" he stuttered as the older boy resumed shortening their distance.

"Ka-zu-ya" he softly whispered to the younger boy, who unfortunately would've pushed him away, if not for his poorly bandaged hand.
     He closed his eyes hard, expecting those full lips to conquer his pouty ones. But instead, felt none but warm air cascading over his lips.

"Eh?" He cracked an eye open and saw Akanishi pecking kisses on his wound.

"W-What are you doing?"

the older boy sent him a knowing smile and continued pecking kisses, making Kame fluster to the very end of his ears.

"O-oi! its. . .green. . " he said and pointed a free hand at the stoplight. The older boy looked at the object and restarted his car, not letting go of the latter's hand.

"Hey! Arent you going to-

"Nope, I can drive with my left hand, Kazuya-chan. Both of my hands can multitask." Akanishi whispered seductively over his earlobes, as resumed kissing and at some point licked and bit the younger boy's fingers.

"if you know what i mean, that is."

Kame blushed and flustered once more, images of sexual kinds started to embed in his mind. He shook his head intensely at that. He also tried to hold the moans that caught up in his throat back as his fingers twitched and shivered at the feeling of a wet tongue sweeping over them.

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"GAH!! Softly, would you!" Kame spat, as Akanishi swept an alcohol soaked cotton ball over the wounded skin.

"Thats your fault! I told you i was fine but no! you just had to that! You're an idiot! And by the way, my name isnt 'you' its Akanishi Jin" he snapped, and pressed harder on the injured flesh than he meant it to be.

"That hurt! You stupid little-" Kame growled and carelessly attacked the older boy, his fingers colliding with the boy's collarbones, making him squeal.

"Thats Kamenashi Kazuya for you!" he chirped happily.

"Why you!" Akanishi retorted and threw the soaked cotton ball at him then tickled him. Kame squealed and shrieked owing to those hands and returned it back, tickling him in most sensitive spot. the infamous collarbones.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Akanishi screeched and tried to clasp the roaming fingers.

 It was only the time they stopped when they heard,

"Jin. .What the. . "

Akanishi looked over to the door and found a gaping Ueda. "Shit." he cursed and quickly, scrambled off of Kame, walking over to him.

"its a long story. I'll tell you later. What are you doing here? I thought you were going to check up on Taguchi?"

"That was hours ago, Jin. And plus, the kid's parents already sent me the ransom. I've tried texting and calling you but you never replied. Jin. . .we have to go. I told his parents that we left the kid here." explained Ueda, as simple and as quickly as he can.

Akanishi dumbly stared at him, then glanced at Kame.

"Jin, we have to go. . .we might get caught. . ." Ueda said once again and the older boy couldnt help but heave a sigh. He knew his friend was right.

Too right.

He whispered something to him and Ueda grabbed all their stuff leaving the two alone.

He walked toward the confused Kame.

He pulled him up softly. . .hugging him. The boy gasped as the older boy hugged him tighter.
  
 Akanishi nuzzled his head on the crook of Kame's neck and silently absorbed and memorized the alluring scent of none but only Kame's.

 "Hey, babe. I gotta go. It's been nice meeting you. Too bad we met under these circumstances. " a silent pause. "You were a great victim, babe. " he whispered oh-so-softly, a bitter smile formed on his face not long after.

The younger boy tilted his head sideways somewhat confused,  not realizing the unfamilliar feeling in his heart.

Akanishi embraced Kame softly and gently for one last time and dropped a long sweet kiss.

"Goodbye, Kazu."

He whispered and headed for the door, stopping to give Kame one last smile.

A regretful smile, that is.

The next second,

Akanishi was gone

He was gone.

And a tear crept down Kame's face.

He was left all alone. . .with a confused heart.

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"Kazu-chan? Kazu-chan?! Did you hear me?" Uchi pleaded, poking his best friend at the cheek.

"Eh? What? I'm sorry Uchi-kun, What did you say?" Uchi sighed for the umpteenth time that day.

"If you were listening, I said that Okaa-chan and Otou-san approve me of going out with Ryo-chan now! Isnt that great?!"

Kame smiled and congratulated his friend. "Im happy for you, Uchi. You guys have been going on and off this past 5 years. Aunty and Uncle finally gave in ne?"

Uchi nodded and clasped the silver ring that hanged from his necklace, a pendant Ryo gave him. "its a miracle to be able to feel this happiness, im glad that we kept trying! Now we're really happy!"

Kame smiled and sighed right after. How he wished he felt the same thing. And Uchi, knowing Kame like the back of his hand said,

"You like that dude dont you?"

"i like who?!" Kame answered perhaps a little bit too quickly. "i-i dont like anybody"

Uchi gave him a look and slapped him. . .straight on the face.

Kame gaped at him unbelievably and touched his reddened cheek. For all their life, the two had never laid or hit each other seriously. This was a shocking first. And all because of a boy.

"Liar." said Uchi and looked Kame in the eye. "Ever since, Aunty and Uncle got you back from the kidnappers, you've been nothing but a ball of sadness. To be frank, it's painful talking to you when you're acting like this."

Kame stared at him and his eyes began to water. His best friend's words hit him in the heart like sharp daggers. "What should I do, Uchi-kun. I can't help but think of him." Kame cried. Uchi smiled and sat next to his friend.

"We're rich for a reason."

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Akanishi laid his head to the fluffy pillow on his couch. It had been a week now since the kidnapping incident had happened.

The unnatural tug on his heart growing.

What's wrong with me?

After recieving the large amount of money they had gotten from the parents, Akanishi and Ueda successfully paid the hospital bill for Taguchi's knee surgery.

"Thank you so much, Akanishi-kun, Tat-chan!. . . . I-I cant tell you how much happy I am to walk again! Thank you so much! " Taguchi acknowledged, smiling oh-so-brightly right after.
    It was worth it doing the whole kidnapping just to see the boy's real smile again, Akanishi remembered. . .and of course Ueda's too.

"Jin, i cant thank you enough for helping me and my boyfriend. I owe you everything. Living life right now is what i love the most, especially with Taguchi. Its all thanks to you." Akanishi reminisced Ueda say and he felt happy for that too.

To be able to help somebody's life and happiness. It was life-changing.

Was meeting Kazuya too?

The latter sighed again and flipped the TV channels on. What was he doing getting lovestruck by a boy he kidnapped for money reasons and known for only but a few hours.

He was hopeless.

I am hopeless.

He closed his eyes and turned the TV off, lying stretchily on the black comfy sofa.

ganbatteru kimi no me ga, sekaijuu ni kagoyaite, Will be alright kaete yuku, SHINE ON THE WORLD~
His ringtone rang all of a sudden,

"Moshi Moshi?" he said

"Hey Jin." replied the voice.

"Ueda, whats up? Something wrong with you and Taguchi? Enjoying Hawaii?" The older boy asked briskly and stopped when he undoubtedly heard a moan on the background.

He stifled a laugh.

They were enjoying it alright~

"Uh. . .Yea, we're enjoying it. Thanks for asking. But anyway, its been 2 days since we left, are things going down there? You okay?" Ueda retorted and he knew that the subject he was getting into was a little too soon to be asked.

The boy in Japan didnt answer and sighed instead.

    "Jin. . Why don't you take a chance? Take this chance especially. I know what you're feeling right now. I've experienced it before." a pause, a knowing smile forming on the tea-haired boy.

 "Its. . .not complicated, Jin. All you have to do is follow your heart. Follow what you felt at that time. Its not what you think is right, its what you feel is right. In every end of all stories, Jin, even your favorite Sailor Jupiter from Sailormoon stories - "Oi!"- it always, always end with what you feel. With what your heart is saying.

   I've sent. . . . a little. . .package for you. It should arrive today. When you think you know what you really feel, do whatever you want with it and me, taguchi and of course you're other friends will support you. We'll always be here for you."

the older boy laughed bitterly. "You sound so serious, Tat-chan. You're scaring me. You guys just enjoy your trip. I'll be okay."

"If you say so." Ueda easily said. "Jyaa~ I'll be going now."

Akanishi smiled, he was glad that he had faithful and supporting friends like those two.

"You're right. You should probably go now, I think Taguchi is itching to take you right now, Tat-chan. Remember, he hasnt had any action from you for the last six mont-

"Shut up! Just remember, be careful with the package. Its very delicate!"

Akanishi hung up and sighed for the nth time that day.

When did my life get so complicated? One day Im playing, screwing around with girls and then the next, Im love stricken by a beautiful guy!~

Shit! Did i just say im in love?!

CRAP! I'M IN LOVE WITH A GUY??!

Akanishi thrashed around his couch like a crazy madman for  almost an hour, falling into a deep slumber afterwards.


****2-3 hours later~~*****

Akanishi woke up with a throbbing headache.

 Even in his dreams, a smiling Kame haunted him.

God! Do i really like Kazuya? He thought, ruffling his hair. What to do now?

Closing his eyes,he remembered his memories of the younger boy.

"KILL IT!"

"DONT TOUCH ME!"

"THAT'S SO NASTY!"

Akanishi chuckled at the last one.

He remembered the way Kame had reacted when he saw him touching himself. His eyes had the innocence of a child.

He  remembered the way, his eyes would glisten when he'd smile or laugh. He had the smile of an angel.

He remembered the way his tongue would slip past those lips.  . . . .those pouty lips that he had yearn to touch of and kiss once again.

What an idiot he was to let that chance pass

What an idiot i am to let that chance pass.

He sighed heavily and combed his dark hair tiredly through his fingers.

"Kazuya. . ."

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"Are you sure this is going to work?"

"Of course! When have i ever not been right, Kame-chan?"

"Well, there was that time when we were on a bo-

"The point is!, this is going to work, TRUST ME!"

Kame pouted a little and slouched back on his seat. A sigh escaping his lips. "But what if-

"No buts! No ifs! I had to sacrifice my date with Ryo-chan today just so we could do this!" Uchi retorted. "We were going to Hawaii and go tan! We were even going to get those 2 feet tall sundae ice creams with cherries on top! Look at the things i have to sacrifice just for you!"

"I love you too, Uchi-kun!~"

"Whatever." Uchi grumbled. "AH!" he exclaimed suddenly and soon, a bright smile formed on his face.

"Horah!~"

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Akanishi just like for the past few hours, and days, had been miserable like heck. And as much as he wanted to be upbeat and lively and flirty like he usually he was back then.

He coudlnt bring himself to do it. The younger boy conquered his mind entirely. 

Damn that cheeky bastard.

Akanishi cursed the younger boy over and over again throughout the day. He blamed him for making him feel like hell.

"Damn it! Where's that fucking package Ueda sent?! Its almost 9 pm and its still not here!!" he growled, stomping his foot down repeatedly. Obviously, this very LATE delicate package his friend had sent him wasn't helping him feel good either.
 
He plopped down his couch, brows furrowed, mouth in a frown and heart. . .waiting.

ding dong~ ding dong~his doorbell rang.

"Finally!" Akanishi expressed throwing his hands up in the air. "LOOK YOU!" he shouted on the way to his door.

On the action of turning the doorknob, he resumed complaining. "I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HAWAII'S ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, BUT IF YOUR DELIV-

"You're under arrest." he heard and his eyes flickered as a white long piece piece of paper was shoved into his face.

His mind clicked. Shit! Did the cops find us?! Did somebody rat on us? Did Kaz-

"For what?" Akanishi reprimanded, acting innocent and glared at the paper.

"For taking my heart." his brows furled. "huh?"

"Give it back." the voice behind the paper say and Akanishi. . .felt his heart jump. Could it be?

He held the hand that held the paper tightly, and lowered the paper. His heart beating twice as fast than usual.

There he was.

Kamenashi

"Kazuya. . . " broke into a smile and clutched into Akanishi's chest, just where his heart was in.

"Give it back. My heart." he muffled and Akanishi hugged him immediately, tightly, letting the paper fall down their intwined hands.

"From now on, your heart. . .is mine to keep."


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"Uchi!!! Why don't you just tell me already!" Kame pleaded and jumped up and down to reach the subject.

"Nope, if he didnt want to tell you, then im not going to tell you either!" Uchi retorted and held his cellphone higher, way way above from the boy's reach.

"Wahh! You two are mean!" pouted Kame and sulked on a chair. Uchi smiled at him simply and flipped his cellphone, reading the message.

Hey,

    This is Jin. I'm with Kame right now. All in all, we love each other and we're planning to spend some time and do things tonight.
    So don't worry. I love him and will take care of him. I have a feeling that you're one of his close friends that would kill me if i do something wrong. So to let you know, I am serious about him and won't hurt him. You can be rest assured that he'll only feel happiness and pleasure with me around.

                                                                                                                                                           Akanishi
                                                                                                                                                               JIN


Uchi snorted and flipped his cellphone off as Kame sent gruesome glares at him. "Jyaa, Kame-chan!"

The younger boy pouted some more and yelled out, "I always get what i want, Uchi!"

especially in the night.




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A/N : i fail at the oneshot. . i know. . .*sigh* but oh well! i still finished it! it took me 2 long ass months to finish this oneshot! Gawwwwwd! LOL....its not realli that good either. its basically pointless and was a torture to write...oh well! LOL...just me saying useless stuff, my humor sucks butt too! LOL. And omg! this is the first time, i wrote smut w/o asking help from another person! it sucks butt! ITS SAPPY EEWWWWWWW!!

nyhoo before i get distracted more, these long ass oneshot are for these people!

reddorozette
 - this is entirely for you! you were the reason i continued this long ass crappy oneshot! and of course the badly written smut! i hope you at least enjoyed 1% of it. I love your awesome ficie too! and talking to you is so fun and hilarious!

 blue_orbs
 - this is for you too! i love talking to you and you for able to stand my love-hate comments! and of course for updating your awesome ficie! you are too sexxi. .. lol           

 langzhen
- because i love virtually snuggling, cuddling and huggling with ya! update! LOL *huggles*

xaisu_kuriimux
- my fellow frank of lj eater you're so nice and your ficies too. You make me happy when i didnt want to wash the dishes LOL..talking to you is love~

tesshi
- my fellow brethren, you are fun to talk to and love your ficies! we go crazy but oh well who cares?

ryeai (somethings wrong with your lj)
- been long since we last talked, and my crapppie wallie sucks butt and here i am giving you your "special cookies* theyre fresh...LOL

and at last for farah_chan , she doesnt realli know me but her ficies was the first ones i ever read~ its her fault i got into this lovely mess  OKAERI! , work hard! lol                               

COMMENTS ARE LOVE!~

p.s. i was thinking of writing another oneshot where its Jin who gets kidnapped by Kame. . .should i write it?

                                                           

Title : Planned Changes chappter 2
Pairing : Akame, RyoUchi?
Genre : Slight humor, weird plot
Rating : hmmmmmm....idk
Summary : When 2 of the most succesfull young men are clashed together in one school along with their huge egos and opinions, Kamenashi Kazuya, most successful business man at the age 18 meets pompous golden boy age of 19 Akanishi Jin, what'll happen?

Kame blinked hard. Never in his life was he in a situation like this. 

Kamenashi Kazuya, voted youngest successful businessman for 3 years running, had never been pushed off and down to the floor, accident or not, never had have a person, a guy to be precise, on top of him, and breathe his air and to make matters worse, them being only inches away from each other.

This situation was at the very very bottom of his never-going-to-happen-in-my-whole-life list. Of course, on the very top. . . .being gay.

"Uwahhh!. .  Kawaii ne?" Jin slurred as he sneaked a hand to the face of a still shocked Kame  and caressed it. "You're so cute!. . .makes me wanna kiss you~" he sing-songed inching his face closer to the still shocked boy. Too close! Too close! Kame's mind screamed at him yet his body seemed to have failed him. Yabai!

"UCHI HIROKI JUDO CHOP!~" he heard and felt the person on top of him thankfully, leave his frail body.

"Ahh. . .itee~" Jin groaned slugishly, crouching on the carpet. "Baka! That's what you get!" his friend added and forcefully pulled him up, slinging Jin's arm over his shoulders.

"Ya-ma-pi~ Why did you. . . have to do that? Me. . .wanted to kiss. . the pretty lady. . ." Jin slurred , extending his arms toward Kame, who quickly scrambled off of the floor and hid behind Uchi. Murmurs of 'pretty lady' was heard in the background.

"Ah - Ah. . .ano. . .D-domo. . " he said bowing slightly and forced the other one too. "Yamashita Tomohisa desu. A-and this is-

"JIN DESU! YOROSHIKU!~ YOROPIKU!~" hollered the other as he grinned foolishly at the two, earning himself a smack in the head from Yamapi.

"Baka!"

He looked once again at the confused two and apogized. "Hontou gomenasai!" he said, bowing deeply at them. "As you can see. . .Jin here. . .is a little bit. . .not himself. . ."

Uchi nodded in sure agreement while Kame hid behind him some more.

". . He. .just. . . uhh. .. had some. . ."bitter juice". . .a little bit while ago. He cant control these things, so. . .im really sorry!!" Yamapi said, pleading his ass off for his drunkened best friend. Uchi understood this and gave him warm smile.

"AH! Im really sorry! Please dont tell anybody about. . .the bitter juice incident. Its a bit off the rules. " Yamapi pleaded once again, earning a nod from Uchi. He waved a faint bye at them and dragged his friend to his room, muttering 'stupid baka' at a distance.

"Jya, Kame-chan!" Uchi said, turning around. "Let's get them pack's unpacking and head to your roo- Eh? Kame-chan?" and finding the boy completely still.

Uchi tilted his head and looked at the boy confusedly. "Kame-chan~" he called but the younger boy didnt answer and stayed frozen. Was being called pretty lady that shocking? I get called that a lot. .hmmm

Kame clenched and unclenched his fingers. He had the urge to run up to those 2 boys and just scream and hit them. He had a thousand reasons to do that urge . But then again, would someone rich, elegant and composed like him do that?

"Pretty lady?~ You there?"

"Hai!" he answered unconsciously and blushed right after. "Uchi!" Said boy grinned evilly and gave him a wink.

"Let's get to the room, Kame-chan."

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"Will be alright  na na . . " Jin hummed his song as he skipped happily to his room.

"Can you stop that?" muttered his best friend as he tousled his hair. "Baka, why the hell do i have to go back with you in your room?! It's freaking 4:30 in the morning, Jin!"

Said boy pouted. "But its dark in the hallways, Pi. Moo-moo's will come." Yamapi gaped at him.

"Jin. . .you're 19. 19 year olds cannot act like this. What will you do when you're 20?" Yamapi growled, walking side by side with his friend. "And what the hell are moo moo's?"

Jin pouted some more. " I'll be twenteen. Thank you very much. Moo Moo's, they're ghosts, Pi. Everybody know's that. And you call me stupid."

Yamapi sighed some more, how the hell could be friends with this idiot. "Pi, what was my room number again?"

I dont even know why. "369. " he answered and both started to look at said room number.

369. 369. Jin rambled in his head. Ah! there it is! He reached out for the doorknob and turned it.

"Pi! I've found it!" he screamed. "369's he - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! PII! THERE'S A PERVERT IN MY ROOM! HELP!" Jin screamed on top of his lungs, running toward his friend as he saw a figure in his dark room.

"WHAT?!" Yamapi said, and quickly grabbed a potted plant, Jin trailing behind him fists at the go.

"Are you sure?" Yamapi asked and Jin nodded furiously. A socked-foot stepped out of the door.

"Haiyaahh!!" Jin and Yamapi screamed their seem-to-be battle cries, their weapons directing to the intruder.

"Stop!" they heard somebody say, and followed. They opened their eyes and Yamapi saw a familliar face.

"A-ah!" He stuttered and shakily pointed at the person.

"What's going on here?!" Matsujun boomed as he showed up in his jammies.

 "Yamashita-kun, Akanishi-kun, What are you guys doing early in this morning?! Aren't you two supposed to be in bed? What was that screaming all about?! You know it's against the rul-

"We know! We know! But there was somebody in my room, so i screamed-

"Excuse me?" Jin and Matsujun turned around. "You're room? This is my room." Kame retorted, lightly tapping on the plate '369'.

"Kame-chan?" Uchi asked sleepily, as he came out of the door. His pink bear jammies fluttering everywhere. "Doushita? Eh, Yamapi, Matsumoto-san? What's going on?"

All looked at each other for a while, indeed what the hell was going on?

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'Wahh! Gomen for calling you a pervert earlier. I didnt see your face that well.' was what i said to him when Johnny finally told us that we were going to be sharing rooms from now on. And you know what he gave me?"

"A hug?" Koki teased and a crumb was thrown his way.

"Baka, he didn't even say anything to me, he just went and talked to his friend. Uchi something. I've tried talking to him since yesterday, we even haven't had a full conversation yet." he stopped, an evil grin forming. " It is really ticking me off!"

Jin slammed his hand down, complaining about his new roommate. AT-TUN grouped themselves on the back corner of the room where obviously most Johnny's were, and of course, the popular joint. In the large room, students of various kinds started to gather, languages of some kinds were spoken, deals from businesses were made,dancing and drama lines were done.

"Ah!~ This parfait is just equisite!~" Taguchi moaned as he licked his fingers clean from the snack. Jin glared at him from interrupting his complaints.

"Taguchi. . . .shut up. .That's not a parfait! That's a fricking cream puff!" he growled, adding a kick to the acrobatic's butt.

"Itee! Koki!" he groaned, massaging his poor buttocks that has to endure this kind of treatment everyday. "Thats what you get for being an idiot, Taguchi. You'll never graduate from here." JIn teased as he stole a cream puff from the boy's lunch. ". . .That was mine~" he whined.

"The more reason for us to take more."

And without restraint, AT-UN quickly grabbed themselves a fistful of creampuffs and stuffed it into their mouths, leaving a more whining Taguchi.

"Ah, Akanishi stop wasting my home-made food!" Taguchi cried as he hesitantly closed his bento. Foods were not supposed to be brought at school, children.

"Taguchi's right. You're getting fatter by the second, Bakanishi!" AT-TUN turned around and laughed. . .except Jin naturally.

"Shut up, Pi. I'm not fat!" he denied. "Okaa-chan said im just big-boned, is all"

"Yeah, and my mom said 'Im Britney Spear's brother." Yamapi said sarcastically. Sitting himself a seat next to his best friend. "Thanks for the cream puff, Taguchi."

Taguchi whined yet again. "So back to I was saying, that Kamenashi-dude is really pissing me off!"

Yamapi sighed. "That again." Yamapi rolled his eyes. "Jin's been gossiping about him since yesterday. Makes me think that he likes him. Oooh~ Jin, i didn't know you were like that~"

Jin glared at him, hard. "I do NOT like him!" he complained. "i just dont like being ignored." he pouted. And T-TUN laughed.

"Speak of the devil. . ." Ueda whispered and pointed out the door.

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"You have a 3:00 meeting today, and then a business contracting at 8, Kame-chan." Uchi pointed out as he handed a paper towards his friend. He nodded and both entered the class.

"There's your little darling, Jin." The latter grimaced and looked at Kame. He was as stiff and boring as ever. He wore a black tux and carried a businessman's bag, Uchi trailed behind him wearing the same thing but with a smile plastered on his face.

"I told you he was a tightwad." Jin muttered and all eyes turned on the two figures as they sat themselves down on empty desks. "He only talks to that dude."

"Aww. You getting jealous, Jin?" Yamapi teased and a creampuff was thrown his way.

im a person who gets what i want, kamenashi.

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It was a mess. Well actually one part of the room was. On the right side, large and thick books were properly stacked on the shelf, a silk rug was laid beneath the bed by the wall and the desk beside it was clean and new.

On the left side, the bed by the wall filled with covergirl and music posters was unmade, the desk was overcrowded with bags of chips and drinks and crumbs were on the floor. The very exact opposite of the right side of the room.

Guess which side Jin had. You get the point.

Kame sat on his chair reading a contract, whilst Uchi was on his bed arranging papers. Silence draped over them as the two business men worked. It was a comfortable silence. A silence that Kame liked.

"Jin, concentrate for once would you!" they heard and the door boomed open and revealed five young men.

'You're so stupid, you shou-ooooops??"  Koki  murmured and  looked at  Jin.  "What?" he answered. Uchi  looked up at them while Kame glanced for a second and went back to work.

"Hello." Uchi greeted, sending a warm smile to them. "Good evening."

T-TUN bowed lightly. An action they wouldn't have done unless respectable adults were around, but seeing that the two boys had the same aura and been the main topic of their conversations recently, it felt. . .weird.

Jin ignored them and plopped down on his messy bed. "Come in you guys. What're you all being so shy about?" He tossed a candy toward Taguchi and the boy leaped to get it.

"Candy!"

Uchi smiled and Kame kept on working. T-TUN hesitantly walked in and placed themselves on Jin's side of the room.

"So, just as i was saying. . ." Jin said, completely ignoring the existence of his roommate and his friend. It wasn't any of his intention for the situation to end up like this but seeing that it did,

 i could really careless.

T-TUN could sense the heavy air around them and felt queasy. Jin knew that obviously, but resumed babbling about his obsessed fans. On and on they rolled like this, Jin talked and talked and recieved pointless nods and 'hmmm's in return, Kame and Uchi stayed working.

"Uchi, hand me that contract would you." Kame whispered unfortunately on a time where Jin and T-TUN stopped talking.

All eyes turned on him. ". . . . .He speaks. . ." Jin muttered and laughs echoed around the room all but Kame's.

"Baka" Nakamaru snickered. Kame eyed him with an intense stare and Jin replied with a devious smirk.

"Were you possibly talking to Kame-chan?" Uchi asked, breaking the silence.

Jin shrugged and sat on the edge of his bed. "Maybe I am, Maybe I'm not. . . " Kame arched his finely shaped eyebrow at him. Uchi chuckled.

"Do you always answer for him?" Jin asked, timidly playing with a half-bitten apple.

Uchi smiled once more. "Hmm, most of the time yeah. He and I think alike. So most of the time, i answer for him. Kame doesn't really mind."

Jin nodded in return. "I see, I see. So you don't like me too?" Kame arched a brow at again. Uchi shook unsurely. "Really then? Well, you and your friend aren't alike then. He seemed to have taken a disliking to me."

Jin kept on talking and talking about how Kame was giving the silent and cold treatment for no apparent reason and Uchi just laughed in return.

"Maa, Maa. . .Well, that. . .I don't know. ." He looked at his friend's direction and smiled. "Kame-chan?" The youngest latter simply looked at Uchi. He bit his bottom lip and Jin unfortunately noticed that. Oh?

He stood up and placed the papers on his desk. "I don't hate you." He smoothed the crisps off his tux and headed for the door. "Remember this." He turned around and straightly looked at Jin, their first ever serious eye to eye contact.

"I dislike every single person that's related to the entertainment business."

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A/N :  OMG! its done?! What the heck?! is this still even a story? What the heck! im so confused! But oh well, the first chap was posted on feb 8 2008! What the hell! i think i should stop writing this! . . .its very bad~ i think i like writing oneshots better~ Theyre so much easier! Anyways whatever, i dont know. Im confused it sucks. Whatever! Im watching HP all movies! chibi Harry is so cute~

yaaah, it sucks butt! Im so bored! somebody recommend me an anime or a cdrama, kdrama, jdrama that's good! please! and also japanese translators~ where are you!

COMMENTS ARE LOVE~
 

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OMF-gosh! I CAN NOW SAY JIN IS REALLY SEXXY! omg. . .ok. . .ive heard he wrote this song but.. . i never really. . .thought. . .it was going to be something sexy like this! omg! the song itself is even sexier. . .the song had a fast tempo and jin was dancing, all hot and smxxi!!..gosh. . .its getting hot in here! and omg. . the lyrics

1. PIMP (omg. .jin what the hell?)
2. bad homies (this was b4 jin left for LA)
3. stupid shit (omg. .this is the first time ive ever heard jin sing a cuss. . .made by his own)
4. take off your clothes CUM in my room (omg. . .im sure they didnt mispell that!)
5. jin's english accent isnt really that bad (and once again this was b4 jin left for LA)
6. jin smiled at 1:25!! kame. . .kame. . .kame.. . .was there



.kame had a front row spot! he filmed jin doing this!! akame!!! his wave is so cute. . .you could see him enjoying the song, cuz he was moving! akame! maybe that was the reason jin made it more sexier than usual, those thrusts. . O.o

one things for sure....kame enjoyed it....and so did i..^//////^

English subtitled

4. ) Kame's love letter
    - kamenashi kazuya

highlights :
    - kame get embarassed reading his love letter

dl link : http://www.mediafire.com/?byw0fpdwznl